Fakery in Orbit: THE I$$

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As a proud Italian, I want to brag about an astounding technological conquest for our nation: the ISSpresso capsule machine by the famous coffe-producer Lavazza, which will allow the ass-true-nots to sip Italian coffee!

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And if we weren't already proud enough, our beloved Samantha Cretinetti will be the first person to drink coffee in space!

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Here's the link since, apart from its hilarious content, the article is fun to read also because the English translation is a real slapdash job.

http://www.lavazza.com/en/coffee-passio ... lo-spazio/
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jumpy64 wrote:And if we weren't already proud enough, our beloved Samantha Cretinetti will be the first person to drink coffee in space!
Cretinetti? Seriously? Once again TPTB indicate they see us as gullible morons.

Cretin (in English) = a stupid, vulgar, or insensitive person : clod, lout.

Cretinetti (in Italian) = dimwit; twerp.

From Wiki - Andre Deed (born in France) was an early actor/director/comedian in Italian silent films who played a comic character named Cretinetti. Apparently he worked for the French director Georges Milies before moving to Italy.

https://translate.google.com/translate? ... rev=search

Milies of course directed Trip To The Moon, one of the earliest movie manipulations of human consciousness.

Samantha Cretinetti - Then A Maniac Titters [giggles]
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[quote="fbenario"]Cretinetti? Seriously? Once again TPTB indicate they see us as gullible morons.

No, actually it's Cristoforetti, but your etymological and historical research is correct. It was a way to make fun of her by referencing the comic character Cretinetti you mentioned. I heard a guy on YouTube calling her that and I liked it.

She's so famous in Italy that I thought she was here too, but actually this is just the third time she's mentioned in this forum.

I think she deserves more :P
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fbenario wrote: Cretinetti? Seriously? Once again TPTB indicate they see us as gullible morons.
Nah, fbenario ... you lazy boy ! :P
A minimal amount of digging would have told you that the Italian "Space Girl's" name is Samantha Cristoforetti (a surname which, btw, evokes / or sounds a bit like "small holes in Christ"...)

Her (well-deserved) "Cretinetti" nickname was coined by one of the VERY rare Italian youtubers fully aware of NASA's idiotic "ISS" hoax, one Prof. Robert Galli. Here's one of his various video's on the subject:


full link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad96nWlbDZ4

Robert Galli's Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMivhb ... shelf_id=1
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More "chocolate fingers"...

I find it rather amazing how, across the years, the very same 'animation glitches' can be found in such diverse contexts as the ISS hoax, the Breivik hoax - and ...the, uh, Obummer hoax ! When are the Nutwork clowns gonna upgrade their buggy software?

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At 1:00 into this silly "Thanksgiving ISS video":

full link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XQchueaE6k
(Note also the two 'bubbles' escaping from the righthand asstronot's food package - at 2:38) :rolleyes:

Here's from an old post of mine (May 2012) :

THE CHOCOLATE-FINGERED COP (from the "Anders Breivik trial")
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THE CHOCOLATE-FINGERED PREZ
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...aaand today (Dec 15, 2015) we've got "the first British astronaut to the ISS, Tim Peake" - allegedly taking off from the Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hb6dCAf6Aw

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... from the same ol' trusty Baikonur launch pad (and 'camera angle') - first used in 1957 for the Sputnik launch... :lol: :rolleyes:

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(from this old post of mine) : http://cluesforum.info/viewtopic.php?p=2388058#p2388058
Source videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS91qhYVIHg and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rO7EF5IOEY
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The first musical reording in space

This video looks very fake. I was already wondering if the death of David Bowie was a psyop.


full link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWP9lkrhLRo
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Seneca wrote:
The first musical reording in space

This video looks very fake. I was already wondering if the death of David Bowie was a psyop.
[Not my intention to derail the thread so delete if not appropriate]

Maybe all a coincidence, but, shortly after Bowie died we are informed Alan Rickman also has passed away at the same age (69) and of the same disease, cancer.

And the below Simpson clip just happens to feature reference to the two men.

The clip begins with Homer and his Springfield pals trying to understand their wives by watching Love Indubitably, featuring a Prime Minister voiced by none other than Benedict Cumberbatch using his power to declare his love for his secretary, Eliza Commonbottom.

Parliament erupts into cheers as they kiss as “All The Young Dudes” by David Bowie blasts out.

Then, not randomly at all, Rickman appears dressed as Professor Severus Snape to give a speech about love. “Love is more powerful than all my magic,”


full link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPrYtb6diu8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPrYtb6diu8

Following the above we another celebrity 'after another long battle' cancer death.

"René Angélil, the husband of award-winning Canadian singer Celine Dion, died on Thursday at the age of 73 after a long battle with cancer, Dion announced."

https://www.yahoo.com/tv/celine-dions-h ... 56802.html


On another note...

"Star-studded memorial gig lined up to honour David Bowie as fans demand state funeral"
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/4871 ... ns-Brixton

State funerals require a body.

David Bowie 'has been secretly cremated in America without friends or family present' after telling loved ones he didn't want a funeral

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z3xKLowvpG

Again as stated, please remove if not appropriate to the thread.
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Just to follow your post kickstones (admin feel free to move this as well), Dan Haggerty aka Grizzley Adams passed away today at 74 from cancer.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/20 ... ntcmp=hpff

Maybe they’re going after a mandated cancer vaccination for everybody - Joe Biden IS in charge of finding the cure now.

I read an article where employers are denying insurance coverage to employees who refuse to participate their company wellness plan.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/ ... ry-anymore

Unions always want to throw in our faces that they were the ones who initiated employer provided healthcare when this was most likely the end game they had in sight.
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British asstronot Tim Peake's first poolwalk ends in tragic bluescreen disaster. <_<

Nice sharp image meant to show Tim's first "EVA" on the I$$ - hovering over nice, blue, mildly cloudy skies:
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"Houston! We have a ...ugh!"
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Watch full drama at around 0:45 in source video: http://video.repubblica.it/tecno-e-scienze

And no - don't let anyone tell you that this might be some 'innocent digital glitch' or 'camera malfunction' of any kind.
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Sorry this is a little late but I howled with laughter when I saw this on NY: Thankfully, someone in the comments section is not fooled...... :D


full link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De52yUueJsM
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Overgrown children living out their space fantasies. Probably the result of inter-breeding or something.
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brianv wrote:Overgrown children living out their space fantasies. Probably the result of inter-breeding or something.
Hmm...interesting theory, Brian. Say, would inter-breeding cause someone to grow a third hand?

Just asking, you know - since I'm no biologist - and because a pen pal of mine just alerted me to this I$$ video animation clip, in which Scott Kelly briefly reveals his 'hidden third hand" as he reaches out to grab the magically floating microphone ... -_-

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source video (at about 1:08): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKwysk213wM&t=9m56s

Gotta love that BBC lady-interviewer's bio-logical question - at 9:56 into the clip.
"What happens to the smells that YOU create?"
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simonshack wrote:
brianv wrote:Overgrown children living out their space fantasies. Probably the result of inter-breeding or something.
Hmm...interesting theory, Brian. Say, would inter-breeding cause someone to grow a third hand?

Just asking, you know - since I'm no biologist - and because a pen pal of mine just alerted me to this I$$ video animation clip, in which Scott Kelly briefly reveals his 'hidden third hand" as he reaches out to grab the magically floating microphone ... -_-

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Hahaha! Fabulous. Although, a penis growing out of his head would have been more appropriate.
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And here we have a man in a gorilla costume allegedly chasing someone through the ISS.


full link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brHt12xYTiY

If you accept the ISS/NASA narrative, it must cost vast sums of money to send each kilogram up there, and they have chosen to spend this on... a gorilla costume.

Because that's what you do when you operate a multi billion dollar project at 'the cutting edge of science'.
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