1. You start describing all the members of your Family as Angels
... heck you start seeing Angels
2. You start seeing your co-workers smiles
or they themselves
or their love of life
or joie de vivre
3 You start photoshopping
your family members pictures
4 You start posting
' to supposedly dead people
5 Whenever the car successfully starts you say to yourself or any passengers "All systems are nominal
6 You create a range of memorial baby clothing
for your supposedly dead
7 You keep booking & cancelling flights hoping that you too can be a 'lucky survivor
8 You come home from work & have a conversation with the missus that goes something like this...
“Oh you’re not watching that rubbish are you?”
“Yes dear and I know it’s stupid & fake and they’re trying to sell me the idea of competent super cops, evil terrorists & nukes... I know this but I don’t care”
9 If you can’t find your phone you & your team perform the huge logistical task
a city with missing phone flyers.
10 You start burying toy cars
in your garden & posting videos of them as news.
11 The family day out of 'terrorist manual spotting
' is less than successful.
12 You try to make a nuke proof omelette
13 You look to your mobile device to help you say "I love you
14 You trawl
through victim lists looking for people with the same name as you... then post tributes
to them as if they were still alive.
15 You annoy the wife by pointing out all the suspicious stories in any newspapers you find. You know she stops listening by page 5...
"Look, a 33 & a 66
16 You visit someones home & for just a fraction of a second are surprised to see a TV in their living room... switched on!
17 You start to wonder how many planes have really crashed
18 Psyop is an actual verb used in your household... “Don’t try & psyop me dear”
19 You actually spend time wondering how a grenade trebuchet
20 People at work mention something in passing & you have no idea what or why they’re saying the things they’re saying... “You’ve got a cough... hope it’s not Ebola, lol”.
21 Whenever a great or monumental moment happens in your life you act pissed off, ashamed & uncomfortable.
“Congratulations on the birth of your son”
“Feck off... I didn’t see no stars
22 You keep spoiling magic tricks or special effects for everyone...
"Oh that’s green screen
"The box is bigger than it appears
that's how she can fit inside that thing"
EDITED Changed one of the angel links to show 311,000 hits for googling "legacy.com" Angel & 9/11