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News From the Field
Friday, October 4, 2013
Space Beer: Dogfish Head's New Moon Dust Brew
(And other sudsy beer-marketing tactics)
By: Stephen Wayne Kasica

Brewers from Dogfish Head toast with space suit designers from ILC Dover. Dogfish Head tapped its Oktoberfest, which infused with bits of dust from lunar meteorites. Photo: Dogfish Head
The latest beer on tap from Dogfish Head is literally out of this world. The Delaware brewery added a secret ingredient to their batch of Oktoberfest this season: moon dust.
Called "Celete-jewel-ale," this batch of Oktoberfest was brewed with German malts and hops, fermented in the brewery's special yeast, and sprinkled with ground-up lunar metorites. The craft brewery procured the rocks from ILC Dover, a company that has been making space suits for NASA. ILC Dover also made a fire-protected, tear-proof koozie made out of the same material as spacesuits for this occasion.
Dogfish's blog reads:
"Celest-jewel-ale is made with lunar metorites that have been crushed into dust, then steeped like tea in rich, malty Oktoberfest. These certified moon jewels are made up primarily of minerls salts, helping the yeast-induced fermentation process and lending this traditional German style a subtle but complex earthiness. (Or is it mooniness?)."
If you want a pint, you'll have to go to Dogfish Head's Rehoboth Beach brewpub in Delaware.
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All the above from:http://www.outsideonline.com/news-from- ... -dust.html
Dogfish Head's own page:http://www.dogfish.com/community/blogfi ... zies.htm-0
At only 5% ABV, you'd have to drink quite a few pints of this to start believing the bullshit. Trillions of tax-payer dollars were spent so that precious moon dust could be pissed-away into Delaware urinals. Yeah, right!