Dear All,
just to prove how easy it is, here is the first leak from WarriorHunLeaks

, and the media and political response. It is my twin brother typing, I am already off to sunny Guantanamo, that is how credible this is!
Leaked diplomatic cable number 1:
"Top priority: to the eyes of President only!
Al-Qaeda Vlachistan defector, nom-de-guerre: "Abu 9/11" revealed to our agents: Al-Qaeda sleeper cells are working as mobile rape squads in Northern Vlachistan, Iraq. They rape all un-veiled women. If they find a woman in burqa, they lick her to orgasm if she can recite the Koran (and not if she is good looking, as their enemies claim), to incite a shia/sunni civil war. They kidnap lesbian US soldiers (after DADT repeal US Army is a bunch of fags, Al-Qaeda claim) to teach Al-Qaeda how to lick correctly, in exchange these lesbian US soldiers are taught how to please men. When offered freedom as suicide bombers, these lesbian US soldiers always go along with this option to quit, Allah knows why, Abu 9/11 claims."
Secret leak number 2:
"Top priority: to the eyes of President only!
Excerpt from confessions of Rashid Ahmed (nom-de-guerre: "Vicsimkiller"), given under waterboarding, original torture video deleted:
-These fuckers are no Al-Qaeda, because real Al-Qaeda is IDF Mistaravim unit! (Editor's note to Bradley Manning: no mention of our beloved Erec is approved! Re-type ASAP!) They are just a bunch of goatherds sleeping in the cells of the city tavern. They take cell-phone pictures of our daughters and send it to the laptops of their pals in the cave so they can wank off! They smoke weed 24/7 and plan to kidnap our daughters as wifes. They claim to be of Islam, but Islam is a religion of peace! They have to understand that this is a free, democratic Iraqi society now! In a free democratic Iraqi society, just like in the free democratic Western societies, you have to pay your money to the women if you want to have sex with them!"
Media/political response:
"Michael Chertoff warned Al-Qaeda sleeper cell rape squads with fake visas are threatening mainland America's virginity:
-We can not use racial profiling, so all white hetero males are outlawed and executed, unless they can prove they are not Al-Qaeda members!-Mr. Chertoff told at a press conference.-We outlaw guns and internet, too, so Al-Qaeda can not buy guns or use the net in America! These jihadists could turn our dedicated women soldiers into suicide bombers with islamist mind-control and black magic, so we had to banish the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the Decalaration of Independence and all that shit, to win the War on Terror!-Mr. Chertoff proudly announced.
Pentagon increased drone-strikes in Northern Vlachistan, bodycount of goats and Al-Qaeda is over 2000 and increasing daily."
See: this is Wikileaks' worth! Sorry for the long post, but I could not resist it
